haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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