You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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