I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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