That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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