He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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