there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
God, I missed his penis.
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