he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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