So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
third nipple confirmed
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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