Why are handjobs necessary in class?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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