what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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