when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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