my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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