a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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