How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
vagina is talking i cant
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
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