Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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