It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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