you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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