Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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