you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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