I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
She bit a glass in half.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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