Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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