I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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