He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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