porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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