You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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