I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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