Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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