So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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