Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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