Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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