Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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