Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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