I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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