awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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