ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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