I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
