well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
