Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Randomize
