Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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