There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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