Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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