People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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