If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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