My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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