Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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