I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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