Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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