I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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