Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
