Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
