im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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