i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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