Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin

(262): View more from Wisconsin

your sister was..

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(314): View more from Missouri

10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza

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(817): View more from Texas

You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time

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(360): View more from Washington

Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary

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(509): View more from Washington

no you're not allowed back

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook

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(806): View more from Texas

Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill

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